dirty little secrets of the single soccer mom:
1. marcus eats breakfast on the couch sometimes with a cute little mod tray while i get ready for work. he watches toonies during this time. it's not ideal but it's life and a kid's gotta eat and a mom's gotta work.
2. i have hardly watched tv at.all. in the past 4 months. seriously.
3. i still have bieber fever. his new single boyfriend is coming out in 30 hours. he's doing a countdown on twitter and i'm in like sin.
4. i love laying on the floor. once meliss came over and we both laid on my living room floor on our backs and chatted the night away from there. that is one more reason she is in like, my top 6 favourite people in my life. yea, i have favourites. if you are questionning right this moment if you are in the top 6, you probably aren't. only because if you are, you wouldn't have to think about it. you already know. moving on.
5. i have secret single behaviour just like carrie bradshaw and have been indulging in it shamelessly. shamelessly i tell you.
6. i made homemade calzones last week for dinner. it took 20 minutes including prep time. they were unbelievable and not THAT bad for us. here's the coles notes recipe: wholegain pilsbury crescent rolls, organic kale, organic pizza sauce, cheese, natural selections turkey breast, a little organic butternut squash puree. mix a bit of the puree with the pizza sauce. preheat your oven. roll out the dough but don't separate it like croissants. instead, keep it in 4 rectangles. you need to press the crease out of the dough. then spread the sauce mix, sprinkle all your pizza goodness onto it then seal it like it's no one business. use a fork to press the edges sealed. then toss those things on a baking sheet a la parchment paper, and pop it in the oven. 13 minutes later you have yourself a sweet assortment of homemade calzones.
7. i can't pay full price for anything that isn't gucci or organic. it's not cheap it's just not right.
8. on thursday mornings i sleep in until 7:30. 7:45 if it was a late night. 8 if it involved cocktails.
9. when i'm rushing around the house making breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack/craft/ cleaningupsaidbreakfastoffthecouch/what have you in my cute single mom under-things, marcus will march over to me and tell me to go put on pants and a shirt. and socks.
10. i still wear my jogging pants with the elastic ankles sometimes. in public. don't throw rocks at me.
-kare
xo
shhhh.

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